Mean Mothers

(found on the Internet long ago. Author unknown)Was your mom mean? I know mine was. We had the meanest mother in the whole world!While other kids had candy for breakfast, we had to have cereal, juice and toast.When others had a Pepsi and a Twinkie for lunch, we had to eat sandwiches.And you can guess our mother fixed us a dinner that was different from what other kids had, too.Mother insisted on